A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILL’S SKATE PAST

September 12, 2018/ / VIDEOS/ Comments: 62

It’s not every day that an A-list celebrity pops up in skating, and Jonah Hill has been “reppin’ the culture” pretty hard. Over the last few years Jonah has appeared on Crailtap’s Mini Top 5, acted in a Palace x Reebok commercial, and served as a talking head in the Big Brother documentary Dumb.

Now, Jonah is doubling down on skating with the release of his directorial debut, Mid90s, a movie sprinkled with early skate nostalgia that stars Na-Kel Smith and some of his Illegal Civilization buddies.

But it seems a little random for a guy known for playing a chubby high school nerd and a crooked undercover cop to write and direct a movie about the golden era of skateboarding. So what is Jonah’s deal? Was he the dude who used to scrape the bottom of his board with scissors before school, or someone who grew up actually skating?

The first tipoff was when a skateboard popped up on SLAP with yearbook style photos of the crew that used to hang out at a Los Angeles skate shop called Hot Rod. A small picture of young Jonah was on the board, with the title “Jonah The Jew” underneath.

For those who don’t know: Hot Rod began as a legit skate shop in LA that many pros would ride for and frequent. The shop even had an “Industry” section in 411VM #36 featuring employees, friends, and notables like Daniel Haney, Steve Hernandez, and Chris Casey. Then after some changes in management it eventually became more focused on Nike SB shoes and streetwear, and today it’s an odd store that sells strictly Vans gear.

“He was like this 3 feet tall, 4 feet wide little kid with a fro
and he signed it ‘Jonah the Jew’”

When we called Hot Rod, they knew nothing about the shop’s early days or who worked there, but we were eventually able to get in touch with Matt Solomon, a manager at Hot Rod back in the day and one of the creators of The Captain and Casey Show. Solomon vouched for Jonah, saying “For six years, he was at the shop every day.”

Although Solomon said the board with “Jonah the Jew” on it was after his time at the shop, he knew the origins of the moniker. “Our very first dollar that somebody spent at The Rod was from Jonah and he signed it. He was like this 3 feet tall, 4 feet wide little kid with a fro and he signed it ‘Jonah the Jew.’ We were stoked and hung it on the wall.”

jonah hill ~2010

Tim Bruns, another original member of the Hot Rod crew said, “He was kind of a mini-celebrity at the time. Even before he became famous just because he was pretty funny and chubby at the time. He had a board and he skated. I think he ran with a crew, he might have ran with Mike Lotti [Owner of Lotties Skate Shop]. There were so many kids it was tough to keep track.”

Jonah was such a frequent flyer at the shop that the old crew even knew his mother. Solomon vividly recalls Jonah’s mom coming in to the shop. “His mom was, or still is, like a talent person and she would come in. She was super Hollywood, and would say, ‘My son Jonah is so talented! He’s gonna be a star.’ We were looking at him and looking at her like, I don’t know… [laughs] Then he turns out to become a superstar, so that’s awesome.”

Solomon says he used to drive the kids to local parks regularly and he recalled Jonah consistently hopping in the van to go skate at the park.

While nobody said they had any footage of him, and the only visual proof we have of Jonah skating is a blurry kickflip sequence (that he later deleted), who really gives a shit? From chatting with the Hot Rod dudes, it seems like Jonah had skate culture ingrained in his virgin mind since the early days, and if he really was the first person to spend money at Hot Rod, that would’ve been around 1996, in the mid-’90s.

So the next time your neighbor mentions “this new skateboard movie” they read about in the New Yorker, you don’t have go on a triggered rant about how skateboard culture is getting hijacked by outsiders.

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  1. Nick Stein

    September 12, 2018 7:13 pm

    I can say with absolute certainty that he used to skate and frequent some of the local LA spots. (West LA Courthouse, Santa Monica sand gaps, Venice graffiti pit, etc.) Was he any good, not really, but he was at least consistent and tried.

    Majority of what the article says is true, but it doesn’t really matter. Dude is not losing any sleep over whether people think he’s faking the funk. He’s going to make money regardless. At the end of the day though, it’s kind of cool to see some little skate rat morph into a Hollywood superstar. Lord knows all of us would probably trade our 9-5 lives for his…Just saying.

  2. William Luther Pierce

    September 12, 2018 9:26 pm

    Can we get one single gentile to confirm any of this? no?

    • Local Yokel

      September 12, 2018 11:01 pm

      @William do you skate and have fun? Seems like that’s what Jonah did along with a bunch of kids at Hot Rod. Local kids at the local skateshop hittin’ local spots. Sounds like all of our lives, no??

  3. Phil Mckraken

    September 13, 2018 12:21 am

    Who fucking cares if he skateboards. If he likes the culture and accurately depicts 90s skateboard culture does it even matter? Personally I’m psyched someone as talented as Jonah Hill chose to make a skateboarding movie. Feel free to boycott the movie from your mom’s basement while you watch the bones brigade for the trillionth time.

  4. Georgie K

    September 13, 2018 8:09 am

    I dont give a fuck if he skates or not. I also dont give a fuck about his movies. At the end of the day, nobody cares about your opinion. Never seen so many loners in one place thanks to the internet.

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